My Christmas Day 2015 (Contains Female Nudity)

Merry Christmas people.  Here is my Christmas Day.

After the presents were opened (click here to read post about my presents etc) and a couple of glasses of champagne were consumed (at that point I can honestly say that was the most amount of alcohol I have ever consumed on Christmas Day) I went online and finally the 2nd Deadpool Movie red band trailer was released on YouTube.  Definitely the best time to release it ahead of the movie debut in February 2016.  The people behind the promotion side of things are geniuses.  On the 14th of December they started a #12daysofdeadpool campaign where every day leading up to the Christmas Day trailer 2 release exclusive video clips and images were released on various websites etc.  Ryan Reynolds is a fucking legend and just proves he was born to play Deadpool.  Feel free to watch the trailer below, I know I have multiple times already.

3pm we had Christmas dinner.  Mum bless her forgot to buy carrots and broccoli but that gave me an excuse to have extra portion of turkey along after my first plate below lol.  There were Yorkshire puddings but they didn’t come until 10 minutes after that picture was taken.  Pudding we had homemade mince pies and ice cream which was boss and mum doesn’t spare on the brandy in the mince lol.

After playing a game of trivial pursuit (mum won), we watched the Doctor Who Christmas special.  Overall I liked the episode, it was better than last year’s Christmas one.  Every time I see Alex Kingston (River Song) on Doctor Who or anything else I keep thinking about the movie Croupier (1998) she stars in with Clive Owen and she gets topless in it.  Her tits were pretty decent back then.

NOW HERE IS MY PRESENT TO MY FOLLOWERS

Money? Alex Kingston nude pics? No you will just have to settle for a “BOOBS ON MY MIND PART 6 SCARLETT COLLECTION”.  Nothing but different angle shots of Scarlett and her fabulous stocking fillers.  On that note I hope you enjoy it and I wish everyone Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

How Much Do Christmas Presents Really Cost You?

This clip is one of my favourite moments from The Big Bang Theory.  Basically Sheldon who doesn’t enjoy the Christmas season has to buy Penny a gift after she says she will give him one.  But Sheldon using his scientific mind determines the only way to counteract this situation is to give Penny a gift of equal financial value to the one she gives him.  Now as hilarious as this scene is it’s the source of my idea for this post.  In a financial point of view, do you generally give more (spend more on people) or receive more (more spent on you).  Below is a Christmas list of presents I have bought for family and friends with a cash total at the end.  Now I will not be doing what Sheldon did and base it on each individual case because I gave £50 to my 12 year old sister and she is still in school so it is definitely unfair for me to expect her to buy me something of equal cost.  So my experiment will be spread across everyone.  Then once Christmas is over and I receive all my presents, I will then look up online cash values of the presents and add them up to make a comparison.  Just note that if I spent more and receive less cash value wise I won’t be a tight ass for next year, it’s just an interesting experiment.

MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT BUY LIST

Mum – gift card (£40)
Mum –  bottle of Tia Maria (£13)
Mum – box of Cadburys Heroes chocolates (£4)
Walt (mum’s partner) – gift card (£20)
Walt – 4 x Skinny Blonde beer bottles (£5)
Walt’s Dad – bottle of Grant’s blended whiskey (£18.50)
Dad – Ron Perlman Autobiography (£14.50)
Kelly (stepmother) – gift card (£25)
Millie (sister) – cash (£50)
Gemma (best friend) – bottle of Bacardi (£14)
Gemma – Tigger onsie (£15)
Gemma – DVD (£6.50)
Gemma – box of Cadburys Heroes chocolates (£4)
Gemma – toblerone (£3)
Jasmine (restaurant buddy) – framed print LOTR middle earth (£20)
Work Secret Santa – cock lollipop (lmao) (£5)
Work mate (he got me present last minute) – 4 cans of beer (£3.50)

Total = £261.00

(I didn’t buy Pictionary in the end, went with the whiskey instead for Walt’s dad but I couldn’t be bothered to do the collage image all over again).

MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT RECEIVED LIST

Jasmine – Deadpool T-shirt (£20)
Gemma – gift card (£20)
Work mate – scary mask (rrp £8)
Work Secret Santa – squeeze em stress boobs (quality lol) (£5)
Millie – novelty pencil set (£5)
Millie – drink coasters (£6)
Mum – gift card (£50)
Mum – toothbrush (£1)
Mum – socks (£16)
Walt – Hugo Boss aftershave (£19)
Walt – Towels (£8)
Dad & Kelly – Floor Lamp (£60)
Walt’s Dad – Mobile phone cover (£8)

Total = £226

£261 – £226 = £35

Therefore I have in actuality I have only spent approximately £35 on gifts alone this year.  Not a bad investment.  I thought I would be releasing this post after my Christmas Day post today but I’ll publish that one (along with my Christmas gift to you guys) later.  So keep an eye out.