Just to reiterate. SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT.
Anyways was the movie great?
Was Ryan Reynolds the perfect choice to play Wade Wilson and Deadpool?
Was it worth the near 7 year wait since the flop commonly known as X-Men Origins Wolverine?
Was it worthy of the R rating, or in the UK’s case 15 rating?
HELL FUCKING YES!!!!!!
On Friday 12th I ended up going to the cinema in my town with the IMAX screen with a couple of friends of mine who are life time Deadpool fans, and these were old friends who I had known before I started my current job nearly 10 years ago and haven’t seen in years myself. We had a good catch up with a drink afterwards and we all said we would hang out again in the future soon, honestly that probably won’t be until Deadpool 2 comes out.
LIKES
Like alot of superhero movies (especially Spiderman) there are those long winded origin stories, thankfully Deadpool does it right by layering present day action with flashback scenes before Wade’s life before he becomes Deadpool. For a 1 hour 40 minute runtime they did get alot in.
The action scenes were entertaining, fast, dismembering, acrobatic fun. Clearly you could tell the CGI and stunt double Deadpools apart from Reynolds. Maybe it was where I was sitting in the cinema or maybe that was the director’s intention but my eyes at times just visually couldn’t keep up with the fast paced stuff, maybe if I see it again on a non IMAX screen or on blu ray when it comes out it would be a different story.
Breaking the fourth wall, I would be a waste of a cum shot if I didn’t mention this in a review about Deadpool of all characters. It certainly wasn’t done too little and you can’t say it was done too much because that is what Deadpool does. I particularly liked when he first broke the fourth wall at the beginning before he jumped off the highway onto the van how he had to pleasure “Smolverine’s” balls for Fox to allow his movie to be made lol. Even when he actually turns the camera away from the audience when I presume he breaks the agent Smith recruiter character fingers or worse was very funny. He made the movie, there is no other actor alive I could picture to ever take over the mantle. There are very few roles out there that people were born to play. His humour was spot on, he made you feel joy when he cracked jokes and killed people. But also he made you feel empathy for the character when he was going through he was being experimented on. This tops my list of my favourite Ryan Reynolds movies with Definitely Maybe being 2nd and Van Wilder being 3rd.
Green Lantern, X-Men Origins Wolverine, X-Men franchise, Fox studios, Hugh Jackman and even Ryan Reynolds himself all got referenced and taken the piss out of at some point during the movie. I think Warner Brothers got offended with the Green Lantern jokes and the Batman reference Deadpool made about his roommate Blind Al (old black blind cocaine addict elderly woman). My reasoning is because Warner Brothers owns the Rotten Tomatoes movie review website and although Deadpool has been released to the general public with a certified 84% fresh rating, its not featured on their top box office currently out now movie page and you have to search for the movie on the site. Petty just petty lol.
Ajax, I know Ed Skrein is British but I wished he toned down on the accent. When he started experimenting on Wade, and you could see the pain Wade was going through before his mutant genes I just hated him and wanted him dead. When at the end and he is lying there in the scrapyard dying with Deadpool pointing a gun at his head and Colossus started his speech about those moments in life where you must rise above it etc etc, not only did I know Deadpool would shoot Ajax but I’m sure when the camera kept panning in on Ajax’s face his expression gave me the impression that he wanted a bullet in the brain just to stop listening to the giant chrome cock gobbler lol.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead. The back and fourth between her and Deadpool were funny with how he’s too old and how she looks like various shaven haired women like Sinead O’Connor and Riply in Aliens. Vanessa played by the sexy Morena Baccarin. I fancied her since she was in Firefly and I loved how we saw glimpse of her tits when she and Wade were going at it in the bedroom. Yes I would love to stick it in your ass baby. Fair play to her character for wanting to stay with Wade regardless of his skin. Speaking of tits Angel Dust played by Gina Carano, why did Colossus’s hand cover her nip slip while they were fighting? I really fancy her now because of that.
Weasel played by T J Miller was pretty much what I expected him to be, weak, wise cracking and despite being an arms dealer and weapons expert in the comics did not give Deadpool one weapon. I like the actor in Silicon Valley on HBO. Don’t know why he is labeled as the comic relief character because Deadpool does that too.
Dupinder the taxi driver, I would love to see him in the sequel. I just hope he doesn’t get arrested for possession of weapons and a possibly dead squashed love rival in the trunk.
DISLIKES
Not many but first I wished it lasted longer.
Secondly I didn’t like how they slightly changed the origin story. In the comics Wade got his healing factor from a sample of Wolverine’s mutant genes, but in the movie they made a serum which is designed to reanimate the dormant mutant cells all human beings have apparently.
Well that took ages to write. I want to note that my previous Deadpool post has received more views for the past 7 weeks than it did in the last 4 months of 2015. I enjoyed the movie and I am wondering how many more times I will see it in the cinema. Oh by the way when he said at the very end don’t leave your rubbish in the cinema, I accidentally did. Sorry Deadpool please don’t kill me.